Hey Audience! SPED-UP
iPlatypusProductions suggested this in the comments and I thought, what the heck! My normal video-editing software doesn't work anymore (Windows 7 was worth it, I swear!) so I had to use Windows Movie Maker for the first time (what have I been missing? lol)
NOTE: Again, I don't own the footage, it belongs to a fellow called TobyTurner.