BORT SAMPSON'S RADICAL RIDE
Sandfield's resident brat, BORT SAMPSON, is living it up this summer, stopping by at the Quick-Away for a Slushee and cruising around the city streets looking for trouble on his skateboard. It's sure to be one RADICAL RIDE!!!1!
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