I am apparently bad at math on the fly, the DPS of this test actually came out closer to 27k. With a different setup and some skill changes, I was able to get that up to 34k DPS, which is insane for what is likely a meme. Some testing on survivor allowed for a single player to kill a multiplayer scaled bossed in the 5 second time span but you sacrifice so much to get this going that it's almost certainly the biggest meme in the game right now.
Compared to my usual (albeit sparse) content, this is NOT a guide or a recommendation for what you should play. Just wanted to show off something dumb.