The first of a three episode WATCHMEN miniseries! Kyle, finds Doucheus in the middle of a numeric premonition. While trying to decode the vision, an ominous customer presents Kyle with a crisis as yet unheard of in the shop. Hint: there be pirates! (And Ninjas!) This episode sponsored by the WATCHMEN movie - and in honor of the WATCHMEN movie release, we've peppered this episode with a bunch of Watchmen references - can you find them all? Post your guesses in the comments and come back for Part Two...