[BRAWLHALLA SONG] The Rocket Lance Song - KaoKraft (ft. Stephanafro)
Let's show people what this bad boy is capable of~
...that sounded more suggestive than intended but I'll take it
CREDITS
Music Production & Composition/Video Production/Lyrics/Lead Vocals:
KaoKraft
Verse 2/Orion Vocals:
Stephanafro - / stephanafro
Animated Kao Artwork
RayyDrawz - / @rayyscribbls
LYRICS
I've got something to say
Figured you'd wanna know
I've got a story to tell
So here's how it goes
Once there was a woman
From centuries ago
Ooooh oooh~
She created this rod
Designed for gaining elo
She knew no one could ever stand a chance
'Cause it's a rocket lance!
If you see it comin'
You best get out the way
If you pick up that stick
Your opponent won't stay
We don't care 'bout your speed
We'll still zoom around, around, and around
Say "GGs" and move on
I'll 0-death you next round!
You'd think I have a brain
But it's the IQ of a plant
Tell me to get good and I'll say
"No I can't!"
The thing that causes all the golds to rant
It's my rocket lance!
Side-light, neutral-air
Losing elo, we don't care!
Making the golds and silvers cry
Even though people say
"gO cOmMiT dIE"
Using the option that's always been true
Don't have a lance, now what do you do?
Moving fast
Never last
Unsurpassed
Still harassed
Still a blast
Flying past
That's my Kraft!
You'd think I feel so wrong wielding this cursed flying stick
This controversial weaponry makes people sick
But still, I feel I must go take a glance
When I see a spear that's so much more advanced
I wish to start a deadly flying dance!
With my rocket lance!