All UK football road signs are wrong! Join the petition for geometric change!

Опубликовано: 27 Апрель 2026
на канале: Stand-up Maths

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Check out the petition here:
https://petition.parliament.uk/petiti...

Get your campaign tshirt:
https://shop.festivalofthespokennerd....

And we have made the design available to download for free so you can make your own badge, bumper sticker or billboard.
https://festivalofthespokennerd.com/m...

Remember:the number of sides on a pentagon is prime issue.

In related news: I’m currently on tour with Festival of the Spoken Nerd: spreading the good word about correct geometry to the people of the UK.
http://festivalofthespokennerd.com/ti...

CORRECTIONS:
None yet. Let me know if you spot anything!

Thanks to my Patreon supporters who made this possible! Here are a pseudorandom subset:

Andrew Jarvis
Amy Sandland
Michael Tindall
Peter Gerrard
Simon Hutchings
Ian Seymour
Paul Bates
Alasdair Lowe
Adam Scatchard
Elaine Hewitson

Check out the Patreon bonus football sock footage here:
/ 14781821

Music by Howard Carter
Design by Simon Wright
Filming, editing, graphics by Matt Parker

MATT PARKER: Stand-up Mathematician
Website: http://standupmaths.com/
Maths book: http://makeanddo4D.com/
Nerdy maths toys: http://mathsgear.co.uk/