The LONGEST Baptism Ever?! | Chat Music
This funny video turns viral social media comments from TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube into hilarious songs — a style we call chat music. If you like funny videos, internet memes, or songs made from comments, this one’s for you.
Lyrics:
Bro got that deluxe dip
Dude paid for the premium baptism experience
They baptized him, his past, his future, AND his cousin’s sins
Bro got baptized for his ancestors’ sins
They took 3 to 5 business days to bring him back up
That’s too long
I think he seen GOD for a second
They waited until he saw Jesus then they brought him back
Literally almost reborn with Christ
The difference between a baptism and water boarding is three seconds.
Until the bubbles stop
They wanted to be sure those past sins were gone.
Got damn they made sure to get every last sin off of him
Sometimes, you just got to be sure.
They missed a few sins. Dunk him again.
One more time
Pastor... the sins couldn’t have been that bad
Seems a little extra.
Man was about to meet Jesus
He slept with the pastor’s wife
Bro almost swallowed all the holy water
Bro definitely didn’t pay tithes on time
he got closer to God. Like really close.
When your enemy asked for forgiveness, and you said, "Absolutely."
They tried to smuggle him inside heaven
Judas is that you
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