Sec Buttigieg on Ohio Derailment - TOTAL TRAIN DEATH
Total train death. ... Crash trains. Derail trains. Roundhouse kick a train into the concrete. Slam dunk a train engine into the river. Crucify filthy reporters. Defecate in a train's fuel. Launch conductors into the sun. Stir fry railworkers in a wok. Toss train engines into active volcanoes. Urinate into a train's gas tank. Judo throw rail workers into a wood chipper. Twist conductor heads off. Report Ohioan citizens to the EPA. Karate chop reporters in half. Curb stomp pregnant black train engines. Trap conductors in quicksand. Crush reporters in the trash compactor. Liquefy train engines in a vat of acid. Eat conductors. Dissect conductors. Exterminate rail safety inspectors in the gas chamber. Stomp conductor skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate trains in the oven. Lobotomize safety inspectors. Mandatory abortions for conductors. Grind safety inspector fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown railroad workers in vinyl chloride. Vaporize trains with a ray gun. Kick old reporters down the stairs. Feed the RSB to alligators. Slice train engines with a katana.