Armageddon (Original Song)
Original song by Liam Gallogly
LYRICS:
Armageddon was a good film
It's Michael Bay at his best
But Michael Bay has made some bad films
Like Transformers 1, 2 and 3 and 4
And most likely 5
I guess I'm saying that nothing is permanent
I wonder why people pursue the arts
You're gonna be shit sooner than later
Look at Adam Sandler
Billy Madison was great
Happy Gilmore was fucking awesome
But he made a mistake the day that he made
50 First Dates, or Jack and Jill
Don't Mess with the Zohan
Oh why would you go and
Make mess with the Zohan?
Isn't it funny? People make better shit when there's less money
Someone please pay me
When will I get paid?
I've been thinking about some deep shit
The future freaks me out
Harper Lee wrote To Kill A Mockingbird
And never wrote again cause that bitch was scurred
Of never living up the ridiculous standards the critics demanded of her
And then when she was 88 she released book number 2 to terrible reviews
And then she died
And then she god damn died
Why oh why do we even try
I've been thinking about some deep shit
Armageddon was a good film (x a lot)
Look at this cast (x a lot)
Bad boys was a good film
I bet you forgot
He directed that
So did I