Sullen Blaze - Rap Yo Bollox
Jailbait flasher, I'm a school gate crasher,
That's how I get my kicks,
I can be found by the school playground,
Showing the kids my Blix,
School bell rings my scrotum sings
'Come and play with me',
I show my plums to the children's mums,
And hide behind a tree,
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
Schoolgirl calls 'I can see your balls,
And I'm off to get my dad',
When he arrives, I swing my prives,
And run like bloody mad,
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
(Woof woof aagh) Got bitten in the sack, by a crazy dog attack,
When I was hanging out one day,
He had a good old chew on my bouncy bag of two,
And now I have to walk this way (He made me to)
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
My flashing fantasy was ended when the vicar was offended,
When my Bollox saw the light,
Shoulda heard me holler when a copper felt my collar,
And he gripped my ball bag tight,
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
You can imagine my frustration when he took me down the station,
With his helmet over mine,
Said you're a queer and you're a perve and you'll get what you deserve,
And it won't be just a heavy fine,
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
When the jury made a plea, they produced exhibit B,
The crowd began to clamour,
The judge was so distraught that he screamed 'contempt of court',
And then brought down his hammer,
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
Bollox this, Bollox that, Have you seen my Bollox? (Jack),
Scratch your Bollox, Jack your Bollox, Don't forget to Rap Your Bollox