Here's a quick tutorial on how to get to have a horrible flight, and get a "go
straight to jail card".
Step 1: Drink some beer, whiskey, etc during flight.
Step 2: Drink a lot more.
Step 3: Harass people, and don't stop until you're forced to do so.
Congratulations, you suck.
A passanger gets duct taped to his seat during a flight.
Curb your temperament. another curb your meme.