Gabe Newell Anime Opening Official [脂肪男のアニメ] [Gaben Anime]
All Steam Sales are Final! (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
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His name is Gaben, His name is Gaben
He will defend the America from the Islamic State. (x2)
Ever since I was a console peasant
I dreamed, I dreamed
That Gabe would give me a blanket and hot cocoa.
He's super smart and very handsome too
He is the champion of our timeeeeee!!!
When I was a kid, I dreamt of being like him
But my parents said they would disowned me
But I didn't care, I was in love with him.
So I prayed really hard to him and called, him, god.
Then one day he came to me in a lusty dream
I told him I was a weeaboo
And he told me that I needed one thing in this world...
A goddamn PC with a radeon card
And some snacks for energy
It's not that I can't afford all these Steam sales dear Gaben
I can, I can
I spent my entire McDonald's paycheck on them
I bought them all so you would notice me sensei
I did, I did
I truly love you Gaben.
You know all these Steam sales have left me without food
But you're still my hero Gabe Newell.
His name is Gaben, His name is Gaben
He will defend the America from the Islamic State. (x2)
Yayyyyyy!!!!!
Don't vote for Trump.