There's a goddamn cougar in the car!
There's a goddamn cougar in the car!
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So before you can even think
about any reaI driving...
...you gotta make friends with that fear.
So get in the car.
What the hell?!
There's a goddamn cougar in the car!
I know there's a cougar,
I put it in there.
You gotta learn to drive
with the fear.
Ain't nothing more damn frightening
than driving with a cougar in the car.
-God, where'd you get that thing?
-I trapped it.
Been keeping it in my bathroom
at the motel, feeding it old pizza.
-Now get back in that car, you hear me?
-No, I'm not getting in that car.
Hey, listen to me. lf you're calm,
that wondrous big cat will be calm too.
But if you're scared...
...that beautifuI death machine
will do what God made it to do...
...namely, eat you
with a smile on its face.
God, he's just following me
wherever I go.
Well, he's just looking at you.
You're saying if I just calm down,
the cougar will be okay?
-You got it.
-Damn it. Okay.
Come on, son.
You can do it. Come on.
Oh, come on.
That's it.
-And no sudden moves.
-Like, is this too fast? Oh, man. See?
-That's a little quick.
-You see what he did?
You gotta be a little more deliberate
in your movement.
I'm just gonna get in there.
I'm just gonna grab the handle.
I'm gonna get in and drive that car.
I'm gonna do it calm.
-Calm. Piece of cake.
-I was just trying to stay calm.
-Oh, man!
-Sometime today, son.
Okay, here we go. I'm getting in.
Oh, God, help me!
-Ricky! ControI your heart rate.
-Oh, my God!