Dave Chappelle Gets Vaccinated | Netflix Comedy Specials
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Artist: Dave Chappelle
Comedy Special: The Closer (2021)
“I don’t want you to worry about me, I’m… vaccinated. I… got the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. I got to admit, that’s probably the most n*ggarish decision I’ve made in a long time. I walk in to the doc like, “Give me the third best option.” I’ll have what the homeless people are having. So far, so good. And I know you probably heard on the news, I did get coronavirus. And it was something else. Like, okay first of all, when the doctor told me I had coronavirus I got to tell you, I was surprised how it made me feel. I felt dirty. I felt gross. ‘Cause I’ve been walking around Texas just touching door knobs and shit, hands all moist. Tipping n*ggas with cash. “Here, take this to your family.” I must have killed thousands of people. Just trying to get tonight’s show together so I hope you appreciate it ’cause a lot of n*ggas died for me to get this one off.” - Dave Chappelle
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