DREARY CLEARY
It's time to cure insomnia
He'll make you sleep alright
It's time to meet Phil Cleary on the Muppet Show tonight
It's time for dodgy accents
It's time to act real shite
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To watch him in this show
And now let's get things started
Why don't we get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)