How I Managed To Prove Myself As The BEst Minecraft Player...
BAD NETHER SPAWN. I SPAWNED IN THE NETHER AND A GHAST SHOT ME INTO LAVA AND I DIED
I SWEAR I DIDN’T DIE TO A 3 BLOCK FALL ONCE!??? Cheap Life SMP (Not Fake) is getting OUT OF CONTROL. Someone became the Boogeyman, someone else spontaneously combusted, and someone ELSE became a SECRET WATCHER??? (The orb is real, don't look it in the eyes.) I think I turned into a WATCHER and the lifestealer copied me and now I don't know who I am.
Minecraft? No. challenge. Hardcore SMP but also singleplayer. 1.19.2? 1.20? 1.21? all versions but none kill me.
Not Dream SMP. Not Lifesteal SMP. Not School SMP. Not Demise SMP. But also inspired by every single one and then some. Like ParrotX2? Like ClownPierce? Like watching your friends cry on Discord while you stab them for a heart? YOU’LL LOVE THIS.
Use code “Cyberinthirdlifetrust” for 100% off your sanity.
Apply now! Applications never open but always spiritually accepted.
Merch? only if you give me ONE MILLION TNT.
Mods? Yes. No. Maybe.
I DIED SO HARD I LOOPED BACK TO GREEN.
This is NOT Minecraft But Lava Rises, or But Water Falls, or But You Are a Cheesestick origins. This is Minecraft but everyone is lying, dying, and playing detective in a roleplay fever dream.
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Oh and if this video gets 1 like I’ll start a war on the real life smp. I’ll do it anyway but still.