If Jade was in MK1... 💅
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if jade and her rangs were in mk1
we would pop champagne and have some fun
to all of the nerds who are fighting alone
baby youll need lube to take her pole
not kitana or tanya, its off with their heads
not kotal's lover, its over, shao kahn has left him dead
i need to see my darling jade
theres only 1 girl in this game
ill show you how a real jade behaves
oh, jump in the air and throw a rang or twenty
watch out for her stick because it is wiggly
and you might think shes weak without a kombo
but if she had one itd be bigger than yours