BeetleMax | The Way It Shouldn’t Be
Do NOT shop at BeetleMax. BeetleMax has some scary bad deals. And whatever you do, do not say BeetleMax three times… uh oh, it’s happening!
HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR AUTO? LOOKIN’ FOR A SCREAMIN’ DEAL ON A NEW USED CAR? WELL COME ON DOWN TO BEETLEMAX! WE’RE DYIN’ TO GET YOUR BUSINESS! THE ONLY USED CAR DEALER ON BOTH SIDES OF THE AFTERLIFE. CARMAX MAY BE BEST FOR THE LIVING, BUT WE’VE GOT TERRIFYING DEALS!
FOLKS, CARMAX MAY HAVE FAST SERVICE, BUT YOU’LL BE IN THE BEETLEMAX WAITING ROOM FOR ETERNITY! COME ON DOWN… ALLLL THE WAY DOWN TO SNATCH UP THESE SCARY BAD DEALS. SAY IT ONCE, SAY IT TWICE, THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM! YEE-HAW!
CarMax. The way car buying should be. BeetleMax. The way car buying shouldn’t be.
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