Bert is thwarted - won't let him get magpie

Bert's mimicking his nemesis

Bert's nemesis returns - we met the owners today!

Bert's nemesis - evidence he is haunting Bert?

Crisping pork shoulder skin in the Ninja

Bert's nemesis time...again. let's see if it follows dusk?

Bert's nemesis pays me a birthday visit!

Super friendly kitler at Tescos

Magpie needed space to recover - flown off now

Bert is thwarted - won't let him get magpie

Bully magpie injured other one

Magpie bullying a weaker one

Bert's nemesis watches on from the wall

Bert's nemesis returns ... again

Bert's nemesis back again - what does it want?

Fixing a Philips Sonicare HX680B. Internal screw needed tightening

Bert sees his arch nemesis in virtual mirror! (Filmed by my Mrs)

Bert goes full Ninja mode against his arch nemesis

Bert's arch nemesis pays another visit!

Bert is oblivious to presence of arch nemesis on his manor!!

Zoom G5n: Remote Control Rhythm REVISITED

Bert asks trespassing cat to leave!

My bike tyres are hosed!!

Bert's nemesis cat pays a visit #cat

Roman well at Crossroads B&B Hotel, Dalston, Carlisle