Sherlock is a Pirate and Moriarty is his...
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: MoriartyxSherlock (kinda)
Song: I'm A Pirate You're a Princess by Playradioplay!
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That awkward moment when your {princess} archenemy blows his brains out before you can {sail the seven seas with him} save your friends.