Tex transforms into EvilTex and gets drunk, and then proceeds to interrogate Emily in this state. Haw! :-D
But as far as I'm concerned, pissing Chelsee off is a plus. What a bitch! I'd be more than happy to help a guy like Tex with a case. I'd also respect his ability to work-- THE GUY EATS DOG FOOD! O_O Work IS important!
Man, telling that girl where to stick it is the only good thing about being EvilTex. But really, he should have more fun.