Hermitcraft - The Musical 2 (JCTheFluteMan Megamix)

Опубликовано: 06 Сентябрь 2026
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In celebration of both the end of 2019 and twenty videos on my channel, I humbly present Hermitcraft - The Musical 2! This is a mashup of the last ten Hermitcraft remixes/songs I’ve made, with all the vocals being sampled from YouTube videos by Mumbo Jumbo, JoeHillsTSD, PythonGB, Iskall85, GoodTimesWithScar, ZombieCleo, BdoubleO100, and more. (Bonus points to anyone who recognises the tunes to two of my older remixes that I've hidden in this one!) You can help me out by sharing my artistic masterpieces with anyone who’ll listen, and subscribing for more ridiculous nonsense coming soon!

Watch part 1 here:    • Hermitcraft - The Musical (JCTheFluteMan M...  

For all of the full songs, lyrics, and links to all the people and videos I sampled the vocals from, check out the playlist here: https://tinyurl.com/y4lbxyz2

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LYRICS:

Part 1 - Joe, Mumbo, Iskall, Bdubs, & Sl1pg8r (0:00)

Bdubs: I - I wrote a song for you.
Iskall: Okay.
Bdubs: I think it's really coming along beautifully.
Iskall: Yes. Yes!
Bdubs: It's so, so nice, so I'm really loving it.

All praise the high El Mayore Iskall!
All praise the high mayor, El Mayore Iskall!

(Mumbo: Hallelooliya! Hallelooliya!
Hallelooliya! Hallelooliya! Hallelooliya!)

Joe: I threw one gold into a thing.
I don't know if diamonds it'll bring.
Sl1pg8r: Doo doo doo doo, just doin' stuff 'n' things, bah nah
Bo no do do, and stuff 'n' things, bah nah now.
Mumbo: Hallelooliya! Hallelooliya!
Hallelooliya! Hallelooliya! Hallelooliya!
Sl1pg8r: Can't stop doin' stuff 'n' things, bah na now,
ber ner ner squirt, cloaca, boom bam!

Joe: I came all the way to the Northern England Fire Department.
I left all of my safety in my apartment.
I never felt the wind blow so hard, whoa,
and I got nothing for any of it.

(Mumbo: I love not being able to fly, then taking lots of damage!
Iskall: Dragon bros, dragon bros, dragon dragon, dragon bros! (2x))

Joe: I was hoping I could say hello to a diamond at the end of that song.

Part 2 - Cleo and Python (1:05)

Cleo: If it's a bad nugget, you will just get extreme disappointment.
Python: Yeah, y'know what, I will absolutely roll with it. Okay.
Cleo: I'm feeling better this time.
Python: C'mon!

Cleo: I got two diamonds!
Python: Glowstone, leaf, leaf!
Cleo: I win, you suck!
Python: That's not right. Oh no.
Cleo: I got free diamonds!
Python: Okay, there's a diamond, there's - oh, multiple diamonds!
You massive derpy poo!
Cleo: I got a diamond! I got a diamond!
Woo woo woo woo woo, got a diamond!

(Python: I always forget that they are a thing in this game - but they are, and they look good, so... yeah.)

Cleo: I got two diamonds, ostensibly for free!
I win! You suck! Didn't get a diamond block.
I got free diamonds!
(Python: Glowstone, leaf, leaf! (4x))
C'mon, we're almost done with this. We can go play a minigame.
Cleo: Yay! I got a diamond! I got a diamond!
Woo woo woo woo woo, got a diamond!
(Python: Glowstone, leaf, leaf! Glowstone, leaf, leaf!
We are heading over to Hermitland!)

Part 3: Joe & Scar (1:56)

Joe: Let's go to the minigames, let's go to the minigames!
Scar: Remind me, we've gotta check that out. So, let's clear this land.
Joe: Let's go to the minigames, let's go to the minigames!
Vroom, vroom! I'm drivin' the truck!

Scar: And why I say it's DerpyTimesWithScar is that I packed up all the supplies that we had and brought it back here; now I gotta pack it all back up and take it out.
Python: You can really tell that Scar takes an area and makes it his own.
Scar: But it's still worth it, 'cause this game's gonna be amazin'!

(Joe: I came all the way to the Northern England Fire Department.
I left all of my safety in my apartment.)

Okay, where is that tent that Scar has created?
Where is the tent that is beautif'lly curated?
GoodTimesWithScar's always building things well.

Scar: Oh, it's DerpyTimesWithScar! It's a derpy, derpy, derpy time.
Derpy, derpy, derpy, derpy time.
Oh, it's DerpyTimesWithScar! It's a derpy, derpy, derpy time,
But it's always a good time.

Joe: Keep adventurin'.
Scar: Oh, that was the worst.

Part 4: Chaos (2:39)

Joe: It's time to avoid your own death and demise.
It's time to let the other guys wander into all the traps. (2x)

(Then... chaos. Check the subtitles instead, because I have no clue how to format this bit here lol)