Best of President Donald Trump funny 2017
Best of President Donald Trump funny 2017
The Funniest Donald Trump Election Jokes We’ve Ever Heard
What is Donald Trump telling Independents? Orange Is The New Black. Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee." How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University. What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy? "Let me see your birth certificate". If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades! El Chapo only escaped from prison to have a "talk" with Trump. What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!" Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts. Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President? By hunting and killing their own hair piece. Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hillary. Fear is the Path to the dark side. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, and Hate leads to the Republican Nomination. Trump: "It's not a toupee, I just found the Bush that Jeb lost." What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president? Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head! What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats? Donald Trump. What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again. What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about? All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts. What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed. Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet? Meat and Democrats! How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan. What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay? The League of Extraordinary Con Men. What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly? Hair Force One! What did rural America tell Donald Trump? You're Hired. How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you? Cause your the only one Hair. Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump? Because you better duck when he's pissed. What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? "The erection is rigged!" Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady? Because she would have to move into a smaller house. What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower? No way Hose A. How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin. Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants? Because E.T. eventually went home! What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common? They both whine alot! Why does Trump love the poorly educated? Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton". El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth. What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes? Answer: The back of his head. What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan? If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up. ..