Goose Jokes: Version 2 (English Accent)
When I was making this animation I wasn't sure what kind of voice I wanted for the goose... I recorded it twice. Once with this "English" voice, and another one with a rough, sort of American South version.
LINK TO VERSION 1:
Q: What vegetable does a goose like to eat?
A: Aspara-goose
Q: What do you call geese on a porch?
A: Portuguese
Q: What do you get when you run over a goose?
A: Goose bumps.
Q: What do you call a goose with a bad attitude?
A: Cranky old Geeser
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
A guy went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but he found they were so expensive that he couldn't even afford the down payment.