Pee, poop and puke. Physiology in Polish
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Today is a rather specific, but, as it seems to me, extremely important topic - the topic of physiology. Firstly, this is something that concerns each of us, because we are all living people and perform various physiological actions every day. And it's great to be able to name them in a foreign language too. Secondly (and it's a pity, by the way) - this is a topic that we rarely come across in textbooks. But to survive in any country, it's good to know all this writing and pooping. And thirdly, in my deep conviction, there are no shameful topics in language, because it just reflects our life and ourselves. As the saying goes, nothing human is alien to me – nothing human, nothing will ever happen to me.
Słowniczek – dictionary:
nothing human, nothing human, nothing will ever happen to me - nothing human is alien to me
kaszleć / kasłać / kaszlać (obsolete) - to cough
kaszlę / kasłam - I cough
kaszlę = kasłam prawie 2 tygodnie. co to może być? – I have been coughing for almost 2 weeks. what could it be?
kichać - to sneeze
na zdrowie – 1. be healthy, 2. your health, let's (before drinking alcohol)
od dwóch tygodni kicham i kaszlę, to chyba coś poważnego – I've been sneezing and coughing for two weeks now, it must be something serious
smarkać - to blow one's nose
wysmarkać się - to blow one's nose
wysmarkać nos – to blow one's nose
do chusteczki (chusteczka) – into a handkerchief (handkerchief)
błagam cię, wysmarkaj się w końcu do chusteczki – I beg you, blow your nose into a handkerchief already
sople - icicles
uwaga! sople – attention (careful)! icicles
smarki = gluty = gile - snot
dłubać w nosie – to pick (pick) one's nose
nie dłub w nosie – don't pick one's nose
czkawka - hiccups
czkać = mieć czkawkę - to hiccup
kicham, kaszlę i mam czkawkę już trzeci tydzień. masakra! chyba muszę iść do lekarza – I've been sneezing, coughing and I've had hiccups for three weeks now. gross! I should probably go to the doctor
mieć mdłości = nauseous – to feel sick, to feel queasy
mdlić / zbierać się na wymioty - to feel sick, to feel queasy
mdli mnie – I feel sick, to feel queasy
coś czuję, że zbiera mi się na wymioty – I feel sick, to feel queasy
wymiotować – to feel sick, to vomit
o Jezu, she vomited twice – oh my God, she threw up five times already
rzygać (vulg.) - to puke
zarzygać - to puke
obrzygać - to vomit
o Boże, ci studenci znowu mieli imprezę i zarzygali cały kibel – oh my god, those students had a party again and they threw up all over the toilet
zatrucie - poisoning
mieć biegunkę – to have diarrhea, loose stools
chyba mam biegunkę, przepraszam, muszę biec do toalety – I probably have diarrhea, excuse me, I need to run to the toilet
biegać - to run
sraczka (vulg.) – diarrhea, loose stools
żołądek - stomach
pupa - butt
dupa (vulg.) - ass
puszczać gazy – to pass gas
puszczać bąki = bąka - to fart
pukać - to knock
puk puk – knock-knock
bąk – 1. fart, 2. bumblebee, 3. horsefly, 4. top
zepsuć powietrze – to spoil the air
pierdzieć (vulg.) - to fart
idę do toalety – I'm going to the toilet
muszę iść do toalety – I need to go to the toilet
pisać - to write
sikać / robić siku - to write
sikam / robię siku – I'm writing
chce mi się siku – I want to write
szczać (vulg.) - to piss
chce mi się szczać (vulg.) – I want to piss
załatwić się – lit. relieve yourself = poop
idę się załatwić – I’m going to relieve myself = poop
iść na dwójkę – verb. I'm going for a deuce = poop
robić kupę – verb. to make a pile = to shit
kupa - a pile
muszę mu zmienić pieluchę, bo zrobił kupę – I need to change his diaper because he made a pile = took a shit
srać (vulg.) - to shit
srać na coś – to shit = to shit on something
sram na to – I don’t give a shit about it
mieć przesrane – to shit, to screw up, to end up in the ass
kurczę nabrali nas ci oszuści, mamy przesrane – damn, these scammers scammed us, we screwed up
zesrać się ze strachu – to shit oneself from fear
wyżej sra niż dupę ma – literally shits higher than one has an ass (about someone arrogant, who puts on airs)