The Lazy Song - Hamlet Version
"The Lazy Song"
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna kill the king
Don't feel like picking up my sword
So leave a message for the lord
'Cause today I swear I'm not gonna kill the king.
Uh!
I'm just gonna pick my sword up
Then stare at the king
Turn the devil on, throw a little mind game
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
I'll be waiting in the dark,
Just chillin' in the park
Shout to jesters, so they can teach me how to bark
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking prince!
Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna kill the king
Don't feel like picking up my sword
So leave a message for the lord
'Cause today I swear I'm not gonna kill the king.
Nothing at all!
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Today I wake up, doing Shakespearean acting
Meet the fair Ophelia, and have some really nice time
She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great' (Oh my God, this is great!)
Yeah
I might mess around, and act all crazy
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Haha
Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna kill the king
Don't feel like picking up my sword
So leave a message for the lord
'Cause today I swear I'm not gonna kill the king
No, I ain't gonna kill the king
oh 'Cause he is praying
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my crazy act
And leave everything intact.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna kill the king
Don't feel like picking up my sword
So leave a message for the lord
'Cause today I swear I'm not gonna kill the king
Nothing at all
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, ooh, ooh-ooh
Go rot in hell