Creep of Coburg (a Vicbourne video)
I thought we all agreed
I'd be your next of kin
Back when you were a princess
And I was - well, still am - a prince.
Ernst flirts like a pheasant
And I, my mind is blank
And you look so radiant
But not, it seems, for my sake
So I'll be rude
I'll speak German
Was zum Teufel mache ich hier?
Wenn du mich nicht willst
I don't ask for much
I wanna have control
Your country and your body
A place in your soul
I want you to notice
When I come around
And stop staring at Lord M
He's just an old man
And I'm your age
I'll be here longer
Twenty more years at least
That's more than he'll have
I've been saving myself for you
I never even wanked
Wank wank wank waaaank (why why why)
I think about my mother
When I look at your breasts
If you call this creepy
If you call this incest
Then I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
Say hello to Lord M