"Twitter vs Instagram"
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Twitter
Aye yo instagram, Listen fam,
it’s about time shit hits the fan,
When you came out I was an insta-fan,
but now it seems like no-one really gives a damn
Ya can’t fix it man, you’re out a luck
You know you’re fucked, and I sure that shit sucks
But really I don’t feel bad all that much
You did it to yourself when you sold your soul to Zuck
What were you thinking? That dude is a robot who hasn’t learned drinking,
Of properly speaking or normally blinking
you shoulda jumped ship while you could now you sinking, but ugh,
It’s safe to say that you paved the way for how a company shouldn’t behave,
You ditched chronological order and people are still pissed at you for that shit to this day…
But-really that. ain’t. shit. compared to how you evilly impact these kids,
There’s a long list and it’s all negative, scientifically backed, I got facts look at this.
A study from 2019, shows how you fuck with the heads of young teens, stress and anxiety it’s so obscene how you wreck their self-worth through a 7 inch screen,
Not to mention depression, stemming from a 10 minute Instagram session
Young kids, getting all the wrong impressions, from photoshopped pics of celebs they’re obsessed with
It’s honestly fucking disgusting, you’re a cancer to the youth’s mental health
Plus your addicting as nicotine is but you damage how these youngins look at themselves. It’s gross, just stop it. Fuckin up the world for some profit.
…Sorry chief but that’s not it, I oughta merk ya ass with a rocket
For real, you’re dogshit, the definition of toxic
can’t wait till you’re stuck in a coffin,
you might win a battle in court but this one you just lost bitch.
IG
Damn twitter,
That was pretty harsh, you sound bitter
Must be mad that these kids using me all the time
while their parents use you on the shitter
Ain’t that right, you think you’re the winner?
Think your users aren’t as dumb and self-centered
Constantly bitchin and bickering at each other
your the internet’s thanksgiving dinner
Nothin but politickin’ and Aggravation
Every tweet’s a new chance to hate shit
Every day someone gets outraged
Then they make a scene and get famous,
Face it your whole platform’s just a big-stage for the worlds
Disgraced angry old racists to fight with overly sensitive young faces
Who try to shame folks with claims that are baseless
…Where the hell do you get off actin self-righteous,
Like your site ain’t the place where the fools congregate and find other dumb fuckers to fight with, Jesus…
A tweet’s not a means of political discourse, you’re like a shop selling digital pitchforks, to mobs of people whose manners are piss poor, I been laughing at you so long my ribs sore, ready to fight you cause that’s what my fists for, You or the plague don’t know which one I’d miss more, talking shit bout you with reddit on Discord,
You think I’m the bad guy, you helped spread misinformation to dad eyes,
Creating echo chambers full of Q @non shit then you watched as the whole country capsized
So watch how you act, this aint a rap, it’s a verbal attack, a picture's worth a thousand tweets , so tweet that from your busted ass app while I bust-ya kneecaps
…and if you clap back, it better be 280 characters max, Any more than that and you’ll have to redact it, or I’ll put you on your ass like a mistimed backflip.