An original song by Mick Sumbling (aka El Mick).
FUNKY KITCHEN
1. We've got beets, we've got beans
We've got cinnamon and greens
In our funky modern kitchen
We've got butter, we've got bread.
We've got peppers: green and red
In our modern funky kitchen
2. We've got sugar, we've got spice.
We've got lemons, we've got ice
In our modern funky kitchen
We've got milk, we've got cheese.
We've got pickles, we've got swedes
In our funky modern kitchen
All ain't well in the Western World,
but we've got more than we need
So many greedy bastards
And so many mouths to feed
3. We've got pasta, we've got rice.
We've got couscous, very nice!
In our modern funky kitchen
We've got pepper, we've got salt.
We've got vinegar, mine is malt
In our funky modern kitchen
4. We've got cuts, we've got chops.
We've got slices, we've got pots
In our modern funky kitchen
We've got a pan and we've got oil.
The kettle's always on the boil
In our funky modern kitchen
All ain't well in the Western World,
But we've got more than we need
So many greedy bastards
And so many mouths to feed