Why does Andrew Cashner have what scientists call, "a phat azz" and why should you care? One of those important questions gets answered, as it's one of life's most important questions. Fortunately, I give you the answer in the first 5 seconds of this lazy essay/tribute video. Feel free to debate your meaty rump big butt theories in the comment section while I munch my popcorn like a butter-addicted simpleton.
Footage shown is from 2017 Texas Rangers season
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