Transylvania Gurls
Transylvania Gurls
A California Gurls Parody
Lyrics By Justine Leon
Greetings loved ones let's take a journey
I know a place where the sky is really stormy
Cold, dark and damp and we don't want your Holy water
'Sippin blood that's fresh layin' underneath the graveyard (undead)
The boys break their necks trying to sneak a little stake in (my heart)
You can travel the world, but nothing comes close to the Romanian coast
Once you party with us you'll be falling down dead
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
CHORUS:
Transylvania gurls we're unforgettable bustle skirts with corsets on top
Porcelain skin so cold just like a popsicle
Oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Transylvania gurls we're undeniable sharp white fangs we bite on and lock
Undead represent now put your hands up
Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Sleep all day long, we don't mind cause we're immortal (oh oh)
We burn in the sun, when we come out we don't sparkle (no no)
You can travel the world ( you can travel the world) you hear about us from coast to coast
Once you party with us (once you party with us) we won't be drinking Trueblood
No oh oh oh oh oh oh
CHORUS
Head, neck hold it steady find the jugular we're getting ready (hold still!)
A-, B, O Toast! These are the types I love the most (yum!)
I mean what? I mean, like I need blood
Garlic? Crucifix, that's no fun ( uh uh)
Van Helsing, Buffy the slayer you think you can get in my layer? (Oh no!)
I'm ok I won't decay, I'll turn into a bat and fly away (flap)
From Renfield to Lucy glamouring's my speciality
Come on girls Twilight's out Edward Cullen meet The Count (rejection uh!)
Rejection, perfection, correction no reflection! Original resurrection
Mina my lady, (yeah?) come over baby (uh uh!)
I really should turn yuh so you're representing Transylvania
CHORUS
Transylvania, Transylvania Gurls
I wish they could all be Transylvania Gurls man
Transylvania, Transylvania Gurls
I really wish they all could be Transylvania Gurls
There's only a chosen few who do what we do!