Corporations Are People Too! (Animated Music Video)
In the style of Schoolhouse Rock, this fully animated music video teaches you that “Corporations Are People Too!” From the The American Songbook: Redacted, Rob Paravonian’s comedy music special satirizing US history and culture!
Character design and illustrations by Dan Pavelich! / justsayuncle
Check out the special here: • The American Songbook: Redacted Comedy Spe...
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Lyrics:
Corporations are people too
They’re just like you and me
They have to keep showing quarterly growth
Thanks to shareholder primacy
They’re always trying to look good
To sell themselves to the investor class
And they claim that they’re really from Ireland
To avoid paying U.S. tax
Admit it, we’ve all done that! Haha. Top of the morning to ya!
Corporations are people too
They have needs and desires
They just want to have a few good years
So they can be acquired
They can enter into contracts
And yes, they can get sued
But then they go bankrupt and kill themselves
And everybody is screwed
Uh oh! Just try collecting that settlement now, it’s gonna be tricky!
And nothing’s more important to a corporate person
Then their right to political speech
With their millions in undisclosed SuperPAC funds
They do things beyond average citizen’s reach
They can muddy the waters of discourse
So they can dirty the water and air
They can buy all the minutes of corporate media
Surely that’s totally fair!!
Corporations are people too
They have 1st Amendment rights
Freeze Peach!
The 2nd Amendment should apply to them too
It would help in proxy fights
They can have a religion
And be extremely devout
And to any law that they think is a demon
They can say, “I cast thee out!”
Because when has nullification of a federal law ever caused a problem before?
Corporations are people too
They could be your best friend
Just like real people they’ll like you more
The more you spend on them
They can do some charity work
Aw
They can be patrons of the arts
Hooray!
And just like you they can get bought out
And then sold off for parts
Like that time you woke up in a Juàrez bathtub missing a kidney. What was that!? Who did this?!
The Invisible Hand!
The Invisible Hand!