'Trump' - a satirical song about Donald Trump, and trumping, by Jen Armstrong
V1
It was a stupid joke, a silly prank a minor hoax
Nobody took seriously
But somewhere it went wrong, and it turns out all along
It was as real as real can be
Women suddenly without their choices
Muslims, turned away with hateful voices
And him, that nasty gone off pasty shitty bloke
Is running the show
CHORUS
And now there's a constant bad smell in the air
Somehow it's spread throughout the world it's everywhere
You should know that it's no coincidence
That in England when we pass wind we say - Trump
V2
And when Clinton fell, everybody shat themselves
Slapped their faces but it's not a dream
We should have know because, with Brexit starting it all off
People vote absentmindedly
Too bad, obamacare is being demolished
Gay rights, are next in line to be abolished
Tonight, Melania decides to slip him pills
Wouldn't that be brill
MIDDLE
There's the slightest possibility
It's just a clever ploy, he's saintly underneath
With all these awful plans, turns out he's reuniting man
A modern day messiah with a dodgy tan