The Worlds Latest Chomo (DSP Parody)
Lyrics:
III used to make mods for Boneworks
I was such a popular dude
I used to play beat saber
I was at the top of the pros
I used to play vrchat
Make new friends that I could pat
And then i erpd with 15 year olds
And got exposed for it
that's so insane
(Oh my God) that's such a shame
They came out, and now my shit don't feel great
But I can't help myself from feeling sad
I kinda feel like they should feel bad
The world's latest chomo
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find some people soon
My career will blow into smithereens
And then i'll cheat on beeps
Just let me have a second chance, chance, chance, chance
These allegations are false
And are trying to ruin my name
I'm shutting down the server
Any talk will get you banned forever
Okay yes I did do it
But he said he was 16
Sorry no he was 15
And I was 18
that's so insane
(Oh my God) that's such a shame
They came out, and now my shit don't feel great
But I can't help myself from feeling sad
I kinda feel like they should feel bad
The world's latest chomo
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find some people soon
My career will blow into smithereens
And then ill cheat on beeps
Just let me have a second chance, chance, chance, chance
Somewhere in Los Angeles
Edp has got it worse
Wish that made it easier
Wish I didn't get the hate
The world's latest chomo
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find some people soon
My career will blow into smithereens
And then ill cheat on beeps
Wouldn't be the first or 10th time
And he keeps forgiving me
And its fine as long as its not a crime
This feels like an apology
So this could be the death of me
Or maybe just a faker me
Now come in with the contradictions
Why won't they believe me
I know I'm not there mentally
But 15 year old erp is the remedy
So let me erp in vrchat with you