Happy Watermelon's day!
Rise and shine, Mr. Striped wanderer... Rise and shine... Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the farmland... No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the A$$trakhan would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right watermelon in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. striped wanderer. Wake up and smell the ashes.