Dristan Commercial (Sends Your Sinuses To Arizona)
I used to know a girl in Arizona who told me she liked to be bitten and to bite her partners while staring at me hungrily. Subsequently, I have made it a point to NEVER have ANY part of my body in Arizona... sinuses included!!!
I sent my sinuses to Arizona
I sent my liver to Peru
I sent my lungs and my kidneys
For the summer to Sydney
But I'm sending my heart to you!
-- George Carlin