Shock My Dog (Hasan Parody song)
Twitch: / bubbaai
SoundCloud: / shock-my-dog-hasan-parody
Lyrics
[Intro]
Hey... so, you know how it is.
[Verse 1]
Ordered this trainer online, it came with the quickest shipping
Read the manual while I streamed about corporate tipping
Said it's just a little buzz, a modern kind of love
A gentle way to teach him what he shouldn't think of
Like my favorite pair of sneakers, or the corner of the couch
It's not a punishment, it's just... helping him, no doubt
He gives me that look sometimes, like he's trying to understand
While I'm talking wealth disparity with this remote in my hand
[Pre-Chorus]
And I know it seems conflicted, maybe sends a mixed-up sign
But it's for his own good, really, blurring every single line
Between what's right and what is easy, what is care and what is control
It's a complicated feeling, digging deep into my soul
[Chorus]
Shock my dog, I can't stop thinking maybe this is wrong
Playing love songs while I'm writing this sad, electric song
Shock my dog, I can't stop feeling like a hypocrite
Preaching justice with a tool that doesn't really fit
Shock my dog, I can't stop... but I know I probably should
It's a modern kind of problem, misunderstood.
[Verse 2]
He brought me his favorite toy, dropped it softly at my feet
A simple, silent offering, a bond that felt so sweet
I reached down to pet his head, but my thumb just slipped, you see
And a tiny jolt connected him uncomfortably to me
He flinched, then licked my hand, a forgiveness I don't deserve
While my online community observes with every nerve
I'm building a brand on conscience, on knowing what is fair
While creating a tiny atmosphere of silent, private scare
[Bridge]
And maybe love isn't a system you can optimize with pain
Maybe some cords you just shouldn't cross, some lines are just inane
This little light on this plastic, this quiet, constant threat...
Is the one part of my practiced ethos I try to forget.
[Chorus]
Shock my dog, I can't stop thinking maybe this is wrong
Playing love songs while I'm writing this sad, electric song
Shock my dog, I can't stop feeling like a hypocrite
Preaching justice with a tool that doesn't really fit
Shock my dog, I can't stop... but I know I probably should
It's a modern kind of problem, misunderstood.
[Outro]
The treat bag sounds so much louder now.