The Alphabet
THE ALPHABET
I met this girl. Her name was Ana.
She was 5 foot 3.
And she was monkey with bananas.
She had a best friend.
Her name was Britney.
She drove a Mercedes Benz.
And she would creep & come & get me.
Now Britney was cool.
But Cindy was better.
We would talk all day.
And she would send me love letters.
But she went away.
So here comes Danielle.
She had a cutie pie face.
And a fat round tail!
Now Danielle was nice.
But Eriquita caught my eye!
Hair blowing in the wind.
Couldn't let her walk by.
So we'd last for a few.
But our love wouldn't grow.
So I dipped to the sto'.
And gave a rose to Flo.
Now everything was flowing smooth
In the path we were heading in.
Until a little birdie told me
Flo was a lesbian
It really blew my mind
So I went out for some wine
Got Gina, Hydi, Izra, Jennifer
For some Good Times
Kandi was freak.
And she had a big booty.
And she had a cute neighbor
Spanish flavor name Lupe
In fact I wanted ALL the flavors
Call me 31 Baskin
Open up & let Robb-in
Aint no need to keep asking
Got Michelle, Nancy, Olga, Paula
And my baby Queen
She was tight with the kitten
Very fitting for a King
Da da da ring. Da da da ring.
Goes my phone with Rachelle
She had the prettiest little dimples
And the biggest round tail
But Samantha told me
Not to trust her butt & her smile
Then she kissed me on the lips
So we hung out for awhile.
But I was flashbacking off of Tammy
Unique and Vicky
They said I had
The GREATEST LOVE OF ALL
And fixed me with Whitney
Xandi taste like cotton candy
Hope by now you would get me?
If you don't
And you're stuck
And you're thinking like
WHAT THE HECK???
Yolanda & Zsa Zsa
They complete the alphabet
THE KING!