Bottle Gnome Bourbon - PAUPERGANDA!!
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We’ve handmade our signature “Bottle Gnome Bourbon” for over 5 centuries.
We use 3 different types of grains.
Crop-rotated Corn,
Rye with infused Relics
and malted barley from Genju fields.
Only the finest Radiant fountain water is used, which contains limestone that
contributes to a better tasting bourbon. Helping to add nutrients like mage-mark
magnesium and calcium that our newly sprout-swarmed yeast needs to thrive.
Next, we mill our grains every upkeep and cook them using the fiery breath of kiln fiends.
From there, we vapor snag mutagenic samples till we get the alcohol content exactly right.
Finally, our Bourbon is aged in new, fire-forged and patented “Treefolk” -oak barrels…
a distinction we take pride in. As seasonal rituals change, temperatures rise and fall,
and our Bourbon interacts with the woodland spirits. The color and the flavor of the now
fully mature bourbon comes from the caramelized sprite-sugars and the charred oak until
it is ready to be untapped and bottled.
Bottle Gnome Burbon – A magically reinforced blend of the finest quality.
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