No Way - 07 Surprise Guest
Hello! The camera isn't all there so there's no image, but there's an 81-year-old gentleman in the room who is all there. We're doing a little math while waiting for Amazon Prime. We remind you that the goal of Patreon is to become extremely rich. Philippe talks about replacing JF with Les Grandes Crues. JF recounts that he once met a magician-musician policeman in the South (not Sting), and we learn why JF always has such good anecdotes, which leads him to add to the story with a tale of Cindy Crawford's Kleenex at Galeries de la Capitale (0:00). Philippe decrees that we have to stop saying the title of the podcast because it annoys him and creates a little tension with JF, we draw a parallel between Tu me niaises and The Movie Network, we wonder why the bandits in Home Alone didn't just give up at some point to rob a Future Shop, we criticize the project to install cameras in the Montreal metro and "new kind" concrete parks, we realize that only one person is doing great in the room then we talk about the end of the world and smoking cigarettes (13:20). Philippe is pleased that Guy Laliberté got arrested for pot (perhaps because of his friend Guy A. Lepage). JF recounts how he once caught a Horsea at Guy Laliberté's place, which makes Philippe realize that he and Mathieu never do anything. JF explains that he always carried his swimsuit around until he realized he never needed it. They extol the virtues of doing nothing, which leads to a discussion about Maripier Morin and other individuals who earn far too much money for what they do (25:00). Philippe brings up the topic of parenting in the age of rampant capitalism. The guys admit that for them, the podcast is like therapy. JF presents the Patreon bag (of brownies and questions) through which they discuss the musical Donovan, Is That You? that Philippe and Mathieu created after the disappointment caused by The Book of Mormon, which leads us to discuss crowdfunding projects using web platforms (40:00). We introduce the surprise guest, Alex Desjardins “Ti-Dej,” whom Philippe and Mathieu met during the filming of the excellent documentary on Illegal Sex Unlimited Excess, for which he was the cameraman (52:20). Ti-Dej recounts his World of Warcraft guild dinner, which gives JF the idea to do an episode where everyone plays World of Warcraft (1:02:30). Ti-Dej shares his experience of living with Jo Cormier, we explain how to make your own cottage cheese, we speculate on Ti-Dej's imminent popularity, we criticize his look, we discuss the concept of work clothes/glasses, and we get him to talk about his new girlfriend who ended a very long period of being single (1:13:10). We talk about life coaches and Ted Bundy's mood, Philippe shares his #1 motivation tip, we discuss the internet zoo, and Mathieu brings up the possibility of doing the podcast on the space station (1:22:10).
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Philippe and Mathieu have quit smoking for a few weeks now.
Philippe complains that it never happens that he's somewhere and something hot happens. (29:30) Anyone want a joint?
Notable quotes
"Hey, a magician cop, I didn't think I could hate someone more, but I think I've found someone." - Philippe, 6:00
"Are you kidding me, JF? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" - Mathieu, 8:10
"A thief looks cheap, a burglar looks like, you know, it's a job." - Mathieu, 4:00 PM
It seemed so much more fun to rob a bank back then. Seriously, if I were born 200 years ago, I'd definitely rob banks. - Philippe, 5:30 PM
The end of the world is in like 3-4 months. - Mathieu, 8:40 PM
I'm super good at quitting smoking now, I've done it at least 2000 times. - Philippe, 10:00 PM
A TV with a generator and a PlayStation, two packs of cigarettes, damn, and some ramen. - Philippe the survivalist, 11:20 PM
If I had an island, I don't think anyone would catch me smoking. - Philippe, 11:30 AM
You smoke a joint, damn, you eat a piece of toast, whoosh, an hour has gone by. - Philippe, 33:10
In Quebec, it seems like it's embarrassing to say you're making money... YES, IT'S FUCKING EMBARRASSING TO MAKE 1.5 MILLION, THERE ARE PEOPLE ON THE STREET, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. - Mathieu, 35:00
You know, what am I going to tell my kid? Everything's going wrong and I don't like anything? - Philippe, 40:20
Hey, imagine Céline singing "Paraplaisirs," for example. - Philippe, 1:03:20
I want to put Denise Bombardier in virtual reality, put her in a shopping cart, and just push it down a hill. - Philippe, 1:10:50
/ tumeniaises