THE HOLIDAY INDULGENCE SONG
THE HOLIDAY INDULGENCE SONG
(Music & Lyrics by Becky Bishop)
CHORUS: Bring us Yule logs to put on the fire
Bring us the mead wine and bring us the beer
String up the lights and smoke us a bowlful
Bring out the bevies and bring us good cheer
1. On Christmas Eve there’s a party at our house
We’ll dance and we’ll sing and drink ‘til we pass out
The man in the red suit is not Santa Clause
Pull on his beard and it’s Uncle Bob
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2. Eggnog and rum with a wee dash of nutmeg
We’ll have one or two, then we’ll have us some more
Champagne and whiskey, we can’t get enough
We’ll drink to our health ‘til we fall on the floor
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3. Chocolate and cookies and poppy seed muffins
And great big cheese balls all covered with nuts
We’ll eat ‘til we’re sick, then have us some more
We’ll eat ‘til we’re so big, can’t fit through the door
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4. Shop ‘til you drop, it’s a very good reason
To piss all your money this time of the season
Don’t worry that it doesn’t make any sense
It’s only holiday indulgence
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