How To Remove Spotted Lanternfly Eggs (with a really big ladder)
It is I, KEITH HASKEL, THE WORLD'S #1 LEADING SPOTTED LANTERNFLY SQUISHER and I'm back with another amazing installment of me versus the despicable spotted lanternfly.
Today, I'm squashing their egg masses, which contain 30-50 eggs per 1" little grey mud patty looking thing. Let's average that out to 40 eggs per egg mass... scape 3 of these stinkos down and that's 120 spotted lanternfly that won't be sucking the sap out of trees next year!
So when you spot these suckers, you gotta take 'em down by scraping them off with a credit card! Some say to make sure they fall into a plastic bag filled with hand sanitizer. But if you don't have one of those lying around, just crush the suckers HARD and scrape em to smithereens.
Take a look around, they're easy to spot once you know what to look out for. Most of them are laid 10' high or higher, but there's still a TON within reach. But if you really wanna make an impact, take a tall ladder around town to access MORE...That's what I did! Because that's what it takes to be THE WORLD'S #1 SPOTTED LANTERNFLY SQUISHER!
Created by Keith Haskel, the world's #1 Leading Spotted Lanternfly Squisher
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Shot by Brad Hasse.
Drone by Josh Weiss.
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