Human Fall Flat Tomfoolery
1) Hector (naked old guy) immediately jumps off the edge like a dumbass -- Hector and Jim (one that looks like a kids sock) play tug of war with the box. Hector lets go of the box like a proper trolling lad and Jim goes flying off
2) Jim had enough of my fucking around with the controller so tried pulled me off -- Meanwhile Hector manages to fall off with the box all by himself
3) I decapitated Jim, who then completely misses the platform by about 60 feet -- Jim then manages to masterfully entirely miss the platform
4) I decapitated Jim again - Jim surfs the platform while Hector channels his inner Parkour
5) Jim has again had enough of my shit and tries to fight me off the controller -- Hector fails miserably as a gymnast
6) Me and Hector start dancing then Jim rudely interrupts us -- I Spartan throw Hectors ass off the edge
7) My dumbass accidentally hits the trigger and catapults myself