"Falling in love with an urinal" - Swinging Song
Lyrics:
Cruisin' down the highway
Feelin' oh so free
A long ride behind me
I'm tired as can be
I pull into the rest stop
It's a sight to behold
And there she stood
My love story untold
A gleaming white porcelain
Shining in the light
Her curves so inviting
Oh what a beautiful sight
With every moment passing
My love starts to grow
I fell head over heels
For a urinal
You know
Lost at the rest stop
Lost in a dream
Falling in love
With a urinal it seems
And though it may be strange
I can't help but adore
That porcelain beauty
That I met at the door