a five-year-old in Florida got kicked out of kindergarten - Say Gay
Max Ziegfeld is a bi-coastal comedian, lyricist, and producer living with ADHD who’s opened for Judy Tenuta, Tom Arnold, Michael Longfellow, and many others. He was a medalist (2nd Place) in the 2022 U.S. Comedy Competition and has appeared in NYC’s Yaaas Queer Comedy Festival, Burbank Comedy Festival, the World Series of Comedy, and Marty Ingels’ Friars’ Club Roast. His music video, “BIGFOOT’S LOVE SLAVE“, won the 2019 LA Comedy Fest Award for Best Music Video and the 2020 Theatermaker’s Song of the Year Award in NYC (original music by Beau Cassidy and directed by Emmy-winner Heather Tom).
Max is the creator and lyricist of P* AWARDS: THE MUSICAL! — an off-broadway-aimed comedy that has appeared on stages in Las Vegas and Los Angeles. A P*RN AWARDS concept album, starring Gilbert Gottfried, TONY winners Judy Kaye and Alice Ripley, Judy Tenuta, Garrett Clayton, Christine Pedi, and RuPaul’s Drag Race Queen of Queens’ Jynkx Monsoon, will be out later this year. Max is one of the producers of the Palm Springs Comedy Festival, where he performs a tribute show honoring the borscht belt comics of vaudeville. Max studied Theatre, Music, and Dance at the Cornish School of the Arts.
Max has 19 books available on
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Children’s Books are under the pen name :
Harcourt Hasenpfeffer
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.#comedian #comedygold #comic #comedyvideo #comedyclub #comedyshow #comedysketch #darkhumor #crazy #floridaboykickedoutofkindergarten #floridaweather #fourseasonsinoneday #homophobiainflorida #jalapenopoppers #mexicanbrandheadcleaner #dodgeball A five-year-old in Florida, same name, got kicked out of kindergarten. Florida's a f****** horrible place. You ever been to Florida? Oh my god! The weather's so bad, you get all four seasons in one day. Heat, humidity, hurricane, and homophobia. I'm so gay, I thought Jalapeno Poppers was a Mexican brand of rush headcleaner I thought Dodgeball was another name for teabagging. You guys, I have mental problems. Like, really. I've got ADHD, PTSD, and manic depression. It's the Egot of mental health. I call it Gay-DHD. Because I can't Concentrate on one guy at the same time. My doctor told me this. ADHD triggers sex addiction. Who knew? My whole life, I thought it was just fun. I can watch porn for 12 hours. But I miss the important part, I get distracted, and I end up watching it for 3 minutes over and over. Then what happens? Did he pay for that pizza or not? What? ADHD causes depression, it's the reason I want to kill myself. And it's the reason I can't! I get too distracted. I want a great suicide note, but then I can't find a suicide note. I have half written suicide notes hidden all over the house. And they all rhyme. Because I'm that gay. What's your name again? Chris. I'm ready to f****** kill myself. My whole life was nothing but piss. But I can stick around if I can hang out with Chris. You guys, like I said, the old Jews have a saying. When the going gets tough, sell your diary. So I'm selling your diary. I want a f****** kill myself journal. People who bought this book also bought razor blades, a Rickety stool, and rope. It's got some suicide Jokes And you're feeling to yourself, it's empty, like my soul.