“Six Months in Jail and an Ass Whoopin’”
Six Months in Jail and an Ass Whoopin
[verse one]
I’ve been hearing tales
that you’ve been talking about me
That I’m the kind of girl who loves and leaves
like I’m cheap or easy
That’s the sort of thing you do,
you never take the blame
Maybe if somebody kicked your ass
then I bet you’d make a change
[chorus]
You go ahead and play the victim
but everybody knows the truth
you want to pretend that I’m the bad guy
when you’re a villain, thru and thru
I’ll be the witch inside your story
let me grab my broom
Six months in jail and an ass whooping
would do you a world of good
[verse two]
You told them all that I just walked out
But never gave the reason why
Everyone’s see you’re meanness;
I’m sure it came at no surprise
You were convinced no one would catch you,
at least that’s what you thought
You weren’t sorry that you hurt me
you’re just sorry you got caught
[chorus two]
You go ahead and play the victim
but everybody knows the truth
you want to pretend that I’m the bad guy
when you’re a villain, thru and thru
I’ll be the witch inside your story
let me grab my broom
Six months in jail and an ass whooping
would do you a world of good
[bridge]
Real men don’t treat women this way
but that’s something you don’t understand
because you’re a just poorly raised little boy
pretending to be a man
[chorus three]
You go ahead and play the victim
but everybody knows the truth
you want to pretend that I’m the bad guy
when you’re a villain, thru and thru
I’ll be the witch inside your story
let me grab my broom
Six months in jail and an ass whooping
would do you a world of good
So go ahead and talk that trash
if you think that hides the truth
Six months in jail and an ass whooping
[spoken]
well… you know
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