My crazy flatmate
This is Paul, my crazy flatmate who can't seem to grasp the concept of sharing a house, sharing bills, and being nice to people. He seems incapable of discussing anything without shouting at the top of his voice. This happens literally every time we ask him to pay the bills - no matter how small (in this case, a mere £10-15). What a nice, mature, chilled-out guy he is...... not. Thank God I'm moving out of this wretched place soon.