Channel 8 Cave News (Act3 Scene1)
Channel 8 Cave News: The only channel with local caveman information
This week on C8CN:
A young boy turns into a reptile, the rock-paper-scissors competition begins, a man invents 'the wheel' and..wait..breaking news! Mercutio and Tybalt have been slain in Sim-Rock Square!?
Tune in to find out the details of this important story!
..excuse my brother's expresion-less voice..