Broken, Not Woken - A Matt Hardy Parody/Tribute
We all want WWE to treat "Woken" Matt Hardy like Impact treated "Broken" Matt. Our request MAY have been granted by MEEKMAHON! Yet I refuse to let this video fade away and classify itself as OBSOLEEEETE! If you enjoy this, please subscribe to my podcast, The ADCs of Wrestling and leave a positive review on iTunes! https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
The footage used in this video is intended as fair use for parody purposes and is copyright of:
WWE - / wwe
Impact Wrestling - / tnawrestling
MATTHARDYBRAND - / matthardybrand
"Jeremy" is the creative property of, and performed by Pearl Jam - • Pearl Jam - Jeremy (Official 4K Video)
Lyrics:
At home, eating green beans, a delightful vegetable!/
They're delicious, yes they are WONDERFUL!//
Brother Nero, Matt is in your yard/
On a John Deer, ruining your lawn art//
Meek-mahon please pay attention/
to the things that made "Broken" Matt so good//
King Maxell is missing/
And where the hell is Vanguard 1?!//
Bring back "Broken" Matt today/
"Woken" and "Broken" are not the same//
Clearly I remember, a dilapidated boat/
saving him from some roman candles//
And remember the lake of reincarnation?/
Oh, the crazy shit was so fun!//
Ooh, but they have DELETED that fun/
At this point he's more obsolete than almost everyone//
It's just that blue screen, the laugh and the broken glass/
Oh, Senior Bejnamin - where you at?//
Remember when they arranged a sparring match/
for Brother Nero and a kangaroo?//
Kangaroo wrestling on TV/
This really happened.//
Bring back "Broken" Matt today/
"Woken" and "Broken" are not the same//
And please no more pointless matches with Bray!//
DE-LETE, LETE, LETE...
Don't bring him mustard!/
He really hates mustard!//
Try not to forget this/
...but green beans are wonderful!//
We want "Broken", not "Woken", "Woken"/
"Broken", not "Woken"... MeekMahahahan//
Jeremy Borash, can you save the day?//
BROOOOooooOOoooOOooOaaaaAHAhaahhahaAAAAAAH (Broken)