Challenge 1: The Breath of God
The first challenge is called “The Breath of God.” It’s series of saw blades that you can only get by if you kneel. A “penitent man,” as Indy says. OK, we got that. So Indy knows to kneel, but how did Indy know he had to roll too? And I never quite understood what the shot of the rope on the wooden wheel was. For the longest time I thought it was the knight stopping the blades because it happens instantly. Of course, that’s not true, it’s just Indy kind of blocking the blades, so Donovan and Elsa (Alison Doody), who accompany him on the trials, can get through. But even then it’s like, how did he know to do that so fast? Because it’s instant. Also, why is there even a rope there? Who resets it other times? Anyway, it’s a fun moment that’s a bit odd but is by far the clearest of the challenges.
Challenge 2: The Word of God
The second challenge is “The Word of God.” It requires a person to spell out the name of God, or rather the Latinization of God’s proper Hebrew name, Jehovah, one of seven in Judaism. And, humorously, we’re told that in Latin Jehovah begins with an “I” as Indy steps on the “J” revealing the deadly secret. The secret is, if you step on the wrong letter, you fall to your death. OK, got it. Director Steven Spielberg even puts in a shot meant to illustrate that the real letters have huge stone pillars below them to support the person while everything else is hollow. And yet, I have always had so many questions about this. Has no one ever made a mistake in this challenge before? Is that why all the letters are still there? And if someone was to die in this challenge, would someone replace the letters? When Indy falls and grabs hold, how does the letter he’s holding onto not break as well? It’s quite clear from the film that he’s not holding onto a stone with a pillar under it. Then he gets up, starts spelling and his heel hits another block, it doesn’t fully break. I know that’s because it’s a practical effect, but it always bugged me. Seriously, I could go on and on about this challenge but I have to, oh no, what’s happening…WHO CONSTRUCTED THIS ROOM? WHAT KIND OF EQUIPMENT DID THEY HAVE TO MAKE THIS PERFECT PILLARS? HOW LONG DID IT TAKE?… ok, sorry, sometimes I can’t control myself.
Challenge 3: The Path of God
he Last Crusade challenge three, “The Path of God.” Oh boy, “The Path of God.” At this point you all know where I’m going to go with this one don’t you? Indy has to take a leap of faith in order to pass, only the chasm is too long for a human to jump. So he just puts his foot out and wouldn’t you know it? There’s an invisible bridge. Now, I know this is a movie about impossible things and supernatural beings — in a series that’s been full of aliens, ghosts, gods, and Nazi-melting magical boxes — but an invisible bridge? What the hell. How did the people who built this room figure this all out? Was it a special material? An optical illusion done with mirrors? Mirrors didn’t exist centuries ago. Did they colour it somehow with an ancient paint or clay? How did they get it to blend so perfectly? Or, is it even there at all?